If elected Pope, these are the first 5 things that Aaron will do.

1.)    Will issue a decree that during Lent, Catholics have the option of eating only meat for the entire day. Pope Aaron’s preferred meal on Friday is a Baconator only meat and cheese sans the bun.

2.)    Will commission an updated chair of Peter. His preference is a golden Lay-z-boy recliner. He might be able to get a deal on this through his connections at the Rent-to-Own furniture store. Fingers crossed.

3.)    Will perform an exorcism at Wrigley Field. Anything called the Curse of the Billy goat has to be the work of Satan.

4.)    Will have a conversation with God and will find out if in fact all dogs do go to heaven.

5.)    Will commission to have his likeness added to the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel. If a painting is too costly then he will order a custom Fathead.