Unfortunately the car wash that Aaron had scheduled for Saturday had to be canceled because of scattered rain showers and a complaint from his neighbors for violating a number of indecency laws. Apparently Aaron’s attempt to recreate Tawny Kitaen’s routine from Whitesnake’s “Here I Go Again” video while wearing a banana hammock is frowned upon by the owner of the two cars being used, his neighbors, the Police, and society as a whole.

Time to make some money the hard way

Distraught over still being $1,000 short of his goal and for being unable to perform his Flashdance routine that he spent two days perfecting, Aaron sought out another way to earn money quickly. Luckily for Aaron the local male strip club was looking for new entertainers and offered him a one night tryout.

Being that it was a tryout, Aaron was given the early, early shift when no customers were there. Fortunately,  a birthday celebration made up exclusively of women from the local retirement village soon showed up. After 15 minutes of dancing and only having $3 in quarters tossed at him, Aaron realized that he was going to have to put on a show if he was going to separate these grandmothers (and great grandmothers) from their fat social security checks. Suddenly Aaron knew what he had to do; he had to channel his inner Jennifer Beals and perform his Flashdance routine.

He was a maniac, a maniac and he danced like he had never danced before

Aaron ended his Flashdance routine off by recreating the infamous water splash scene. Upon finishing, Aaron looked down and noticed that there must have been close to a thousand dollars thrown on stage. Never the one to walk away while he is ahead, Aaron decided to do one more spectacular dance in order to make enough to travel around Europe before he went to Rome. So Aaron went off stage and persuaded one of the other entertainers, Mike, to come on stage and help him perform a stunt at the end of his next dance.

Finally Aaron came back on stage as “(I’ve Had) The Time of My Life” began to play. Suddenly Aaron began to dance like he was possessed by the ghost of Patrick Swayze and soon the stage began to become covered by bills of various denominations. As the song reached its crescendo, Mike came on stage and began to run towards Aaron. As he reached Aaron, Aaron lifted him up as if he were Jennifer Grey and began to twirl him around. The dance was going perfectly until Aaron suddenly slipped on a spot of water, was unable to regain traction because of the dollar bills on the floor, and fell backwards, launching Mike into the crowd of senior citizens.

The Aftermath

No senior citizens perished in the accident although a number of hips will have to be replaced. Luckily they all have Medicare.

Mike suffered three ruptured discs in his back. It is doubtful that he will ever strip again.

Aaron obviously was fired but luckily not before he made enough money for his European expedition. He feels terrible about Mike and intends on bringing back a souvenir for him.