http://popeaaron.com Tue, 19 Mar 2013 01:29:56 +0000 en-US hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.5.1 Missing! http://popeaaron.com/2013/03/18/missing/ http://popeaaron.com/2013/03/18/missing/#comments Tue, 19 Mar 2013 01:29:56 +0000 admin http://popeaaron.com/?p=539 Aaron has not been heard from since he was released by the Swiss Guard last Friday. He is obviously taking the news of Pope Francis a little hard. Some of Aaron’s friends want to go to Europe and help bring him home but they don’t know where to find him. If you have seen Aaron [...]

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]]> http://popeaaron.com/2013/03/18/missing/feed/ 0 Aaron Rots in Jail http://popeaaron.com/2013/03/15/aaron-rots-in-jail/ http://popeaaron.com/2013/03/15/aaron-rots-in-jail/#comments Fri, 15 Mar 2013 13:56:53 +0000 admin http://popeaaron.com/?p=487 As the World celebrates the election of Pope Francis, Aaron is still being held by the Swiss Guard After a couple of days, Aaron is still irate that he has been detained in the city-state that he  is soon to be the leader of.  Aaron is of the belief that he is being held because [...]

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]]> http://popeaaron.com/2013/03/15/aaron-rots-in-jail/feed/ 0 Jesus Endorses Aaron. Cardinals Elect Someone Else. http://popeaaron.com/2013/03/13/jesus-endorses-aaron-cardinals-elect-someone-else/ http://popeaaron.com/2013/03/13/jesus-endorses-aaron-cardinals-elect-someone-else/#comments Thu, 14 Mar 2013 01:10:15 +0000 admin http://popeaaron.com/?p=529 Even though Aaron received the endorsement of Jesus Christ himself, he still somehow was unable to win the Papacy. Below is the video that Jesus recorded endorsing Aaron.  

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]]> http://popeaaron.com/2013/03/13/jesus-endorses-aaron-cardinals-elect-someone-else/feed/ 1 Pope Aaron vs The Swiss Guard http://popeaaron.com/2013/03/13/pope-aaron-vs-the-swiss-guard/ http://popeaaron.com/2013/03/13/pope-aaron-vs-the-swiss-guard/#comments Wed, 13 Mar 2013 20:00:38 +0000 admin http://popeaaron.com/?p=371 Pope Aaron vs The Swiss Guard It is with great sadness that I have to report that Aaron has been detained at the Vatican by the Swiss Guard. According to the authorities Aaron attempted to sneak into the Sistine Chapel in order to take part in conclave. When Aaron contacted us with his one phone [...]

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]]> http://popeaaron.com/2013/03/13/pope-aaron-vs-the-swiss-guard/feed/ 0 Pub Crawl Gone Wrong http://popeaaron.com/2013/03/13/pub-crawl-gone-wrong/ http://popeaaron.com/2013/03/13/pub-crawl-gone-wrong/#comments Wed, 13 Mar 2013 19:03:22 +0000 admin http://popeaaron.com/?p=520 Aaron’s pub crawl adventure didn’t go as well as he had planned. After being asked to leave the Pub Crawl because his loud and obnoxious behavior, Aaron decided to take a cab back to his hostel. Even though he spoke  little English, the cab driver was very understanding of Aaron’s condition. That is until Aaron decided to [...]

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]]> http://popeaaron.com/2013/03/13/pub-crawl-gone-wrong/feed/ 1 Aaron is getting antsy http://popeaaron.com/2013/03/09/aaron-is-getting-antsy/ http://popeaaron.com/2013/03/09/aaron-is-getting-antsy/#comments Sat, 09 Mar 2013 12:28:01 +0000 admin http://popeaaron.com/?p=505 With Conclave set for Tuesday, Aaron has  a lot of time to kill in Rome. Having already gone to the Coliseum and gotten his picture taken with the “Trojan Man”, Aaron was starting to get bored with being in his hostel. He asked the guy that is running the hostel for a recommendation for something to do at [...]

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]]> http://popeaaron.com/2013/03/09/aaron-is-getting-antsy/feed/ 2 Aaron’s plans are dashed http://popeaaron.com/2013/03/06/aarons-plans-are-dashed/ http://popeaaron.com/2013/03/06/aarons-plans-are-dashed/#comments Wed, 06 Mar 2013 08:21:51 +0000 admin http://popeaaron.com/?p=480 According to news reports a German National tried to sneak into pre-conclave meetings at the Vatican dressed as a bishop. He was discovered by the Swiss Guard because he wore a purple  sash and a fedora instead of a red, sash and skull-cap. The Aaron is disappointed in the person in question. Not because he [...]

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]]> http://popeaaron.com/2013/03/06/aarons-plans-are-dashed/feed/ 4 Official Statement on Communion http://popeaaron.com/2013/03/04/official-statement-on-communion/ http://popeaaron.com/2013/03/04/official-statement-on-communion/#comments Mon, 04 Mar 2013 08:03:01 +0000 admin http://popeaaron.com/?p=384 The Official Statement on Communion The Office of the Future Pope, Aaron would like to issue a statement laying out more of Aaron’s proposed platform if he is elected Pope. Aaron proposes a change in the sacraments used during Communion. Aaron believes that in this day and age the use of wine could be construed [...]

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]]> http://popeaaron.com/2013/03/04/official-statement-on-communion/feed/ 0 Ask Pope Aaron – 2/28 http://popeaaron.com/2013/02/28/ask-pope-aaron-228/ http://popeaaron.com/2013/02/28/ask-pope-aaron-228/#comments Fri, 01 Mar 2013 04:51:45 +0000 admin http://popeaaron.com/?p=355 This the first edition of Ask Pope Aaron. If you have any questions for the Future Pope  email your questions to aaron@popeaaron.com. Remember that all prayers should be sent directly to God and that all questions about the meaning of life should be sent to the Dali Lama. I think the next Pope needs to be more [...]

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]]> http://popeaaron.com/2013/02/28/ask-pope-aaron-228/feed/ 0 Pope Aaron vs The Empty Bank Account http://popeaaron.com/2013/02/28/pope-aaron-vs-the-empty-bank-account/ http://popeaaron.com/2013/02/28/pope-aaron-vs-the-empty-bank-account/#comments Thu, 28 Feb 2013 21:59:55 +0000 admin http://popeaaron.com/?p=352 Here is the latest video commissioned by Aaron. It chronicles his struggles in raising the necessary funds to be in St. Peter’s Square during conclave.

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]]> http://popeaaron.com/2013/02/25/pope-aaron-an-introduction/feed/ 0 Still raising money http://popeaaron.com/2013/02/25/still-raising-money/ http://popeaaron.com/2013/02/25/still-raising-money/#comments Mon, 25 Feb 2013 07:49:50 +0000 admin http://popeaaron.com/?p=324 Unfortunately the car wash that Aaron had scheduled for Saturday had to be canceled because of scattered rain showers and a complaint from his neighbors for violating a number of indecency laws. Apparently Aaron’s attempt to recreate Tawny Kitaen’s routine from Whitesnake’s “Here I Go Again” video while wearing a banana hammock is frowned upon [...]

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]]> http://popeaaron.com/2013/02/25/still-raising-money/feed/ 0 Aaron tries to raise money http://popeaaron.com/2013/02/22/aaron-tries-to-raise-money/ http://popeaaron.com/2013/02/22/aaron-tries-to-raise-money/#comments Sat, 23 Feb 2013 00:14:51 +0000 admin http://popeaaron.com/?p=314 Upon making it to Rome, Georgia, Aaron learned that he couldn’t make it to Italy by hitchhiking and that he would have to come up with about $1,200 for a plane ticket.  After making it back to ————- after a day and a half of travel, Aaron began coming up with a plan to raise [...]

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]]> http://popeaaron.com/2013/02/22/aaron-tries-to-raise-money/feed/ 0 How to become Pope http://popeaaron.com/2013/02/21/how-to-become-pope/ http://popeaaron.com/2013/02/21/how-to-become-pope/#comments Thu, 21 Feb 2013 23:13:39 +0000 admin http://popeaaron.com/?p=301 This video has been on YouTube for a matter of days and is already becoming a viral hit. We decided to show it to Aaron hoping to give him a reality check and end this crazy dream of his. “Aaron, you do realize your odds of being elected Pope are not good?” “How so?” “Aaron [...]

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