Aaron ——–, a self-proclaimed “bad-assed son of the lord”, was born September 20th, 1988. The son of a U2 groupie and an unidentified man, Aaron was born nearly 9 months to the date after the closing show of The Joshua Tree tour at Sun Devil Stadium. His mother was too inebriated to remember anything from the tour wrap party including who might have fathered Aaron. [Editor’s note: Although Aaron has no idea who his father is. He has narrowed it down to a random frat boy from Arizona State, one of the roadies, or possibly a musician. Although he has no reason to or proof to back it up, his gut feeling is that his father is Bono.]
After 12 years of Catholic school, Aaron enrolled in his local Community College where he chose to follow the five-year plan towards an Associate’s Degree. Currently Aaron is taking a couple of semesters off from school before he continues to pursue his Bachelor’s Degree in General Studies. In order to sustain his standard of living until he can get back in school and back on student loans, Aaron has taken a job as a salesman at a Rent-to-Own furniture store. Although he hates his job, Aaron knows that he can’t quit because he can’t afford to lose his employee discount.
Aaron, desperately needing a change in his career, began looking into his options and applying for positions. Discouraged by his lack of success in finding a new job, Aaron was nearly set on taking a position at a competing Rent-to-Own store and then a miracle happened. On February 11th, 2013, Pope Benedict XVI announced that he was resigning the Papacy. Aaron, once a devoted member of the Catholic Church and its doctrine, knew that as a Catholic male he was eligible to become the next Pope. So he put his resume together and sent it into the Vatican. Soon after he and a couple of friends created this site to help him campaign to be the next Pope.
Get to know the Future Pope.
Lightning Round – Aaron answered with the first thing that came to his mind
Favorite Food – Meat. Any kind. Love them all except ham.
Favorite Beverage – Beer or Bourbon depending on mood.
Favorite Dessert – Bourbon
Favorite TV show – Teen Mom
Favorite Movie – Notting Hill or Taxi Driver. Can’t decide.
Favorite Band – U2
Favorite Album – My favorite U2 album would be The Joshua Tree. My all time favorite album would be The Joshua Tree. Favorite song – Any song on The Joshua Tree.
Um . . . Favorite Tree? – Bonsai
Favorite Saint – Drew Brees . . . Oh you mean Catholic saints. Ummmm . . . too many, can’t decide, pass.
Person you’d most like to meet (dead or alive) – Bono or my dad